Yo mama is so fat ... 
her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big
if she fell into the ocean, the whales ..... read on |
Yo mama is so stupid ... 
I gave a penny for her thoughts and got change back
it looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock.
it ..... read on |
Yo mama is so ugly ...
Yo mama is so ugly ...
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she make Michael Jackson look like ..... read on |
Yo mama is like ...
Yo mama is like ...
a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
a TV - a three year old can turn ..... read on |
Yo mama is so poor ...
Yo mama is so poor ...
I asked her wheres the butter and she said scrape it off my teeth.
that ..... read on |
Yo mama is so old ...
Yo mama is so old ...
her birth certificate says "Expired".
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
when ..... read on |
